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Ally. NY. Artist. Kpop + Anime + tattoo lover. no messaging.

orlandobloomers:
“ awwww-cute:
“ Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit
”
dont give it any money It wont learn to have a good work ethic
”

orlandobloomers:

awwww-cute:

Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit

dont give it any money It wont learn to have a good work ethic 

blackchibiusa:
“ wolfwhisper97:
“I love how the dog is so delightfully cheerful while the horse is like “Mrs haversham killed me” ”
Your comment just made me cry laughing
”

blackchibiusa:

wolfwhisper97:

I love how the dog is so delightfully cheerful while the horse is like “Mrs haversham killed me”

Your comment just made me cry laughing

dannyfenton:
“ melofarce:
“  oh yami
”
i laughde so hard now im cyring
but NEXT turn……………….
”

dannyfenton:

melofarce:

oh yami

i laughde so hard now im cyring

but NEXT turn……………….

catsuggest:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts 

feel ok to me ? feet do not hurt

why-animals-do-the-thing:

wnq-writers:

culturenlifestyle:

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A recent research team attached GPS trackers to a group of pet cats to track their whereabouts when their owners were not around or sleeping. The daily movements of the pet cats surprised many owners. Take a peek below.

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We’ve spoken out of this blog multiple times about the dangers outdoor cats are exposed to when they roam. Here’s a gps tracking study that shows exactly how far from their ‘safe home base’ outdoor cats in Wales actually go in just one night. 

“When you speak to a lot of cat owners they say: “Oh my cat just (…) doesn’t go anywhere.” (…) Some of the cats have “gone three kilometeres from home”.”

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This cat went in such a straight line it can only have been following a major road for a long period. 

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This cat went more than a kilometer into the wilderness at night, potentially exposing itself to all sorts of urban and rural predators. 

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This cat traveled repeatedly through the yards of other houses as well as spending a good amount of time in the middle of the road. 

Don’t think your cat travels? It does. Keep your cats indoors. Keep them safe.  

sasstastic-turtles:

- A literary analysis claiming that Jekyll was gay and strongly insinuating that Hyde was his drag persona‬
‪- 500 words on how Despacito has changed the American music industry (in Spanish)‬
‪- Literally didn’t even write an essay just turned in a picture of that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the cartoon angels are playing the trumpet w their asses
- We were supposed to make a ‘diary’ from the pov of a character in Romeo and Juliet. I chose to write as a gay servant who was hopelessly in love w Romeo and plotting to murder Juliet. It’s entirely handwritten w my left hand and stg every single word is spelled wrong. One page just says ‘today I saw a geese’. There are no fewer than 6 thinly veiled sexual innuendos.

ommanyte:

Hero name: Deku

Fighting style: the black knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

mituna:

honestly monty python and the holy grail is just a dnd session w/ really uncooperative players and a dm who worked really hard on a campaign but gave up halfway through

pricingvincent:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

nicorobins:

“If corrupting myself is enough to put everyone else at ease, then I will gladly take on this job.”

drtanner:

OH NO

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